The World At Home
Monday, May 31, 2004
Friday, May 28, 2004
Sun and Sand
Maine in May. Sweaters are a good idea, the wind off the water cool and damp, the sun pretending to summertime warmth, luring the unsuspecting out ill-prepared and underdressed. Two weeks ago, the beaches nearly deserted, but now, the Official Beginning of Summer, the cars in the small parking lot are more numerous and show license plates from away-- New Hampsire, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida. Walking down oceanside pathways still muddy from April Showers that have pelted down nearly the entire month of May, beach peas already starting to pop out, thorny beach roses waiting on either side to scratch the unwary clad in shorts with their goose-bumped legs. The sky finally blue and clear, the miracle of the high pressure system, the ocean nearly calm, so flat that now and again cat's paw ripples give warning to a fresh gust of chilling air... Sunday or not, three-day holiday or not, lobster boats laden with hundreds of lobster pots head out to deeper water, the men bundled up and wearing foul weather gear as tourists with binoculars and cotton shirts with floral designs watch them move from the bay out to sea.
Dogs and small children don't understand the water is still too cold to venture into, and they swim and splash, laugh and bark and chase balls again and again, parents hudled on the beach, sitting in folding chairs and calling out unheard words of caution and encouragement. The tide comes gradually in, and the children begin to vanish, the water first only ankle high, then up to their knees and finally, with the sun nearly ready to duck below treeline, waist high. Parents call their children, it's time to go, time to go, but they can't be heard over the laughing and the sounds of stones being cast into the water to make kerplopping splashes. Dogs, their hearing better, or perhaps just better behaved, come when called, but then shake the water off their fur, drenching their owners, and sometimes hapless noncombatants. The children finally turn, and run out of the water,suddenly cold and asking for towels, dry pants, fresh shirts, new socks. Changed, they tumble tired into cars, the children smelling of salt and seaweed, the dogs smelling of the need to open the car windows. No longer concentrating on drenching one another, the children assert they are starving, famished, and clammor for food, anything as long as it's there, now.
The drive to the beach seemed to take forever, and the ride home goes by in a flash. More clothes, more towels, washing up and then food,"Oh, that was fun," they all say, "when can we go again?"
And Now For Something Completely Different
Advice Time. It's free, so you can ignore it. But then I can say I told you so. You takes your chances...
POETRY: Eamon Grennan, soon to be retired, but a great fellow, and
writes poetry for people who may not like poetry.
TIRES: Sumitomo from the Tire Rack, great summer tread for $39. For winter, Nokia Hakkapolita is the way to go, studded if your state allows it. Maine does. Smart state.
CARS: Volvo 240 is the best ever made, but If for some reason you want a car less than 11 years old, then Toyota Camry or Mercedes E320 are good choices.
HUMOR: Jerome K Jerome's classic Three Men In A Boat is still fresh, even after more than 100 years on the shelf-- it has never been out of print.
FLOWERS: Peonies. They are pretty, big and smell like heaven.
CHILDREN: Yes.
LAWN MOWERS AND WEED WHACKERS: Cordless electric. They are quieter, easier to start, don't pollute, and self regulating-- when they run out of a charge, it's time for you to stop and do something else for a while anyway.
PENS: Uniball Vision Elite. They won't erupt from pressure changes in an airplane, ruining your shirt.
CORDLESS DRILLS: DeWalt 14.4 volt. A good balance between over and underkill.
WORD PROCESSOR: Word Perfect 10. MS Word is terrible.